Louis

Posts: 6436 Joined: Jan. 2006
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Well done. You have been selected for a Birthday Greeting!
Please fill in this form with your bank details and personally identifying data and send to the above address with a money order for £2000 and you, yes YOU, will receive your specialised, hand tailored, individually made, bespoke, luxury, leatherette Birthday Greeting.
If you do not do this the good luck pixies enclosed in your special Birthday Greeting will make your sex organs turn green and drop off, even though you are a woman. However, if you do send the form back in the appropriate manner your enemies will suffer from a severe head cold and someone you like will be miraculously cured of piles.
So return the form right away, and whilst you're at it, have a Happy Birthday!
Louis
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