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Richardthughes



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(Permalink) Posted: June 16 2009,15:54   

Paist them below wiv well wishus.

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dnmlthr



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(Permalink) Posted: June 16 2009,16:02   

THE CAKE IS A LIE (by which I mean congratulations)

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sledgehammer



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(Permalink) Posted: June 16 2009,16:47   

Quote (dnmlthr @ June 16 2009,14:02)
THE CAKE IS A LIE (by which I mean congratulations)

"Still Alive" is a good way to be.  There's science to be done for the people that are still..*

Hoppy burfday JohnW!!!11!!

*another obscure "Portal" reference for the uninitiated.

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The majority of the stupid is invincible and guaranteed for all time. The terror of their tyranny is alleviated by their lack of consistency. -A. Einstein (H/T, JAD)
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Reciprocating Bill



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(Permalink) Posted: June 16 2009,16:54   

Quote (sledgehammer @ June 16 2009,17:47)
 
Quote (dnmlthr @ June 16 2009,14:02)
THE CAKE IS A LIE (by which I mean congratulations)

"Still Alive" is a good way to be. There's science to be done for the people that are still..*

Hoppy burfday JohnW!!!11!!

*another obscure "Portal" reference for the uninitiated.

I thought that was a John Travolta disco concern.

But happy born on date either way, dude.

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JLT



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(Permalink) Posted: June 16 2009,17:51   



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Thus, a realistic [computer] simulation [of evolution] would allow the program, OS, and hardware to be affected in a random fashion." GilDodgen, Frilly shirt owner

  
carlsonjok



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(Permalink) Posted: June 16 2009,18:17   



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It's natural to be curious about our world, but the scientific method is just one theory about how to best understand it. We live in a democracy, which means we should treat every theory equally. - Steven Colbert, I Am America (and So Can You!)

  
deadman_932



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(Permalink) Posted: June 16 2009,18:22   

Quote (dnmlthr @ June 16 2009,16:02)
THE CAKE IS A LIE (by which I mean congratulations)


ETA: Congratulations! Oh, and I forgot this --


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AtBC Award for Thoroughness in the Face of Creationism

  
Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: June 17 2009,08:18   

I feel the classics are the way to go:



Happy Birthday JohnW.

The "cake is a lie" bit from others reminds me of a line from "I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue" where they occasionally complete well known advertising slogans in a humorous fashion. The one I was thinking of was "The stain says 'hot', the label says....." to which the reply was "don't believe the talking stain".

If cakes are telling you lies, don't believe the cake is my advice. In fact, if you are conversing with confectionery of any kind, please get checked out. I believe it is one of the prerequisites for posting at UD. I wonder. Would asking them the information content of a cake be an amusing pastime?

Louis

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Bye.

  
JohnW



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(Permalink) Posted: June 17 2009,10:36   

Thanks, everyone.  I was going to reply last night, but then I thought: if I wanted to post while drunk, I'd be kairosfocus.

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khan



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(Permalink) Posted: June 17 2009,11:34   

Happy Birthday!

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Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: June 17 2009,11:41   

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Thanks, everyone.

You're most welcome.

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I was going to reply last night,


It's no problem.

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but then I thought: if I wanted to post while drunk,


Careful, some of us resemble that remark.

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I'd be kairosfocus.


Good finish. You may pass.

Louis

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Bye.

  
J-Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: June 17 2009,19:58   

I know,  I'm fashionably late to the party again...  but sometimes it's beter to save the best for last, so Happy Birthday to U!

May all your comments about UD this year be as properly pissy* as last year.


* For best results, please pronounce this as "jerry " would; i.e. "pithy"

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Schroedinger's Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: June 18 2009,05:07   

Quoting J-Dog:

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but sometimes it's beter to save the best for last


So joyeux anniversaire John!

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J-Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: June 18 2009,09:55   

Quote (Schroedinger's Dog @ June 18 2009,05:07)
Quoting J-Dog:

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but sometimes it's beter to save the best for last


So joyeux anniversaire John!

Touche, mon ami!

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Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10

Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08

UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

  
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