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Richardthughes Posts: 11177 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 23 2007,22:05    -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

Ichthyic Posts: 3325 Joined: May 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 23 2007,22:07    magnificent bastard! ROFLMAO but... shouldn't richard have devil's horns? -------------- "And the sea will grant each man new hope..." -CC

Richardthughes Posts: 11177 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 23 2007,22:15    Quote (Ichthyic @ May 23 2007,22:07) magnificent bastard! ROFLMAO but... shouldn't richard have devil's horns? I DONT NEARLY HAVE ENOUGH CHARACTERS FOR MY SIGNATURE. HOMO. -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

Arden Chatfield Posts: 6657 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 23 2007,22:16    Which one's Richard? [ducks] -------------- "Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

Ichthyic Posts: 3325 Joined: May 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 23 2007,22:19    Quote (Arden Chatfield @ May 23 2007,22:16) Which one's Richard? [ducks] the one with the green pants. -------------- "And the sea will grant each man new hope..." -CC

Kristine Posts: 3061 Joined: Sep. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 23 2007,22:40    JUST FOR THIS I'M GOING TO RAISE JERRY FALWELL FROM THE DEAD! You mortals have mocked me for the last time! Now you shall face my wrath! (Oh shit, how am I ever going to lift that bag o'bile, let alone get it to walk?) I warned you RichardtHughes! Your powers are no match for mine! Now where did I put that resurrection powder...here it is. Okay, sprinkle a little of this with some hemlock, and *gasp* No, no, no! What is Love Potion No. 9 doing in this bottle? No, Jerry, lie down. Lie back down, I said. You're dead. Don't do that. Stop that I said. Yuck, your fingers are covered with caramel! You get away from me! Help!!!! -------------- Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip? AtBC Poet Laureate "I happen to think that this prerequisite criterion of empirical evidence is itself not empirical." - Clive "Damn you. This means a trip to the library. Again." -- fnxtr

Ichthyic Posts: 3325 Joined: May 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 23 2007,22:47    Quote You're dead. Don't do that. nice try, but I doubt Jerry was able to do much of that when he was alive. -------------- "And the sea will grant each man new hope..." -CC

Kristine Posts: 3061 Joined: Sep. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 23 2007,23:05    Ichy, don't be so naive! I'm waiting for the other Strom Thurmon shoe to drop. After all, according to Sean Hannity, Jerry did so much for AIDS patients and unwed mothers. He gave so much of himself. Heh. -------------- Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip? AtBC Poet Laureate "I happen to think that this prerequisite criterion of empirical evidence is itself not empirical." - Clive "Damn you. This means a trip to the library. Again." -- fnxtr

Richardthughes Posts: 11177 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 23 2007,23:10    The Kristine is a witch meme is alive and well on teh interwebs... -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

Ichthyic Posts: 3325 Joined: May 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 23 2007,23:18    Quote , Jerry did so much for AIDS patients and unwed mothers. He gave so much of himself. Heh well, I never saw him on the Viagra ads. now Bob Dole... -------------- "And the sea will grant each man new hope..." -CC

Louis Posts: 6436 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 24 2007,04:01    Kristine is a witch? Cool. Erm, I have this neighbour who really needs a bad case of....forget I said anything. Is it just me or does Dawkins look a bit wild eyed and scared in that photo......all I'm saying is this witch thing could be true. Louis -------------- Bye.

Kristine Posts: 3061 Joined: Sep. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 24 2007,09:10    I had a time making him my zombie. Quote well, I never saw him [Falwell] on the Viagra ads. Never had to. Get me? Irreducible eye of newt is good for getting caramel out of one's bikini line. -------------- Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip? AtBC Poet Laureate "I happen to think that this prerequisite criterion of empirical evidence is itself not empirical." - Clive "Damn you. This means a trip to the library. Again." -- fnxtr

Lou FCD Posts: 5452 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 24 2007,12:13    Quote (Kristine @ May 24 2007,09:10) I had a time making him my zombie. :)   Quote well, I never saw him [Falwell] on the Viagra ads. Never had to. Get me? ;) Irreducible eye of newt is good for getting caramel out of one's bikini line. :p I'm much more interested in the story of how the caramel got in one's bikini line myself... -------------- “Why do creationists have such a hard time with commas? Linky“. ~ Steve Story, Legend

Arden Chatfield Posts: 6657 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 24 2007,12:18    Quote (Lou FCD @ May 24 2007,12:13) Quote (Kristine @ May 24 2007,09:10) I had a time making him my zombie.   Quote well, I never saw him [Falwell] on the Viagra ads. Never had to. Get me? Irreducible eye of newt is good for getting caramel out of one's bikini line. I'm much more interested in the story of how the caramel got in one's bikini line myself... It's not Kristine's job to match your pathetic level of detail.   -------------- "Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

Louis Posts: 6436 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 24 2007,12:23    Lou, I can help you there. Take one frisky girlfirend and one Mars bar..... {AND NOW SOMETHING WHOLESOME FROM THE POTTER'S WHEEL} ....and then she said "But Your Reverence"... {THE SCREEN GOES BLANK BRIEFLY} ....You should at this point bring out your rotary whisk and a selection of eels... {WE REGRET TO ANNOUNCE THAT THIS PROGRAMME HAS BEEN UNEXPECTEDLY PULLED OFF AIR} HTH Louis -------------- Bye.

Arden Chatfield Posts: 6657 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 24 2007,12:26    Quote I can help you there. Take one frisky girlfirend and one Mars bar..... Lou, you're not Scottish by any chance, are you? Wait, what were we talking about? -------------- "Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

Louis Posts: 6436 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 24 2007,12:36    Arden, No I'm not Scottish, but I have eaten a battered Mar..... Oh I see where you were going with that. Nice. I went to Ben Nevis for a spot of mountaineering with a few friends a couple of years ago, we were camping but would occasionally treat ourselves to the produce of the local chip shop. Deep fried, battered, black, white or red pudding is probably the  most calorific single food one can eat. Even a stonner would be put to shame (google it, it's truly horrendous. Be warned though, I am referring to the foodstuff, NOT the Scottish euphanism for an erect human phallus. Be careful where you surf! The first result I got from google was ok.). Just the ticket after a hard day on the mountain. Louis -------------- Bye.

Arden Chatfield Posts: 6657 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 24 2007,12:45    Quote (Louis @ May 24 2007,12:36) Arden, No I'm not Scottish, but I have eaten a battered Mar..... Oh I see where you were going with that. Nice. I went to Ben Nevis for a spot of mountaineering with a few friends a couple of years ago, we were camping but would occasionally treat ourselves to the produce of the local chip shop. Deep fried, battered, black, white or red pudding is probably the  most calorific single food one can eat. Even a stonner would be put to shame (google it, it's truly horrendous. Be warned though, I am referring to the foodstuff, NOT the Scottish euphanism for an erect human phallus. Be careful where you surf! The first result I got from google was ok.). Just the ticket after a hard day on the mountain. Louis Not a bad reference. Clearly the stonner kebab is Sati Sangha's evil plot to kill off the entire Scottish nation, so he can have it all to himself. You'd think he at least could have picked a country with decent weather... -------------- "Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

Lou FCD Posts: 5452 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 24 2007,12:58    Quote (Louis @ May 24 2007,12:23) Lou, I can help you there. Take one frisky girlfirend and one Mars bar..... {AND NOW SOMETHING WHOLESOME FROM THE POTTER'S WHEEL} (img snipped) ....and then she said "But Your Reverence"... {THE SCREEN GOES BLANK BRIEFLY} ....You should at this point bring out your rotary whisk and a selection of eels... {WE REGRET TO ANNOUNCE THAT THIS PROGRAMME HAS BEEN UNEXPECTEDLY PULLED OFF AIR} (img snipped) HTH Louis Hmmm.. Were there møøse involved in a sacking? -------------- “Why do creationists have such a hard time with commas? Linky“. ~ Steve Story, Legend

J-Dog Posts: 4402 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 24 2007,13:45    Quote (Lou FCD @ May 24 2007,12:58) Louis Hmmm.. Were there møøse involved in a sacking?[/quote] What about mice in a blender? -------------- Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10 Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08 UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

Kristine Posts: 3061 Joined: Sep. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 24 2007,13:55    Quote (Arden Chatfield @ May 24 2007,11:18) Quote (Lou FCD @ May 24 2007,12:13)   Quote (Kristine @ May 24 2007,09:10) I had a time making him my zombie. Quote well, I never saw him [Falwell] on the Viagra ads. Never had to. Get me? Irreducible eye of newt is good for getting caramel out of one's bikini line. I'm much more interested in the story of how the caramel got in one's bikini line myself... It's not Kristine's job to match your pathetic level of detail.   DAMMIT, that reminds me. I forgot to have someone take a pic of me in my new bikini! (Since I missed the Ftk photos and all - I'm afraid I got a little jealous.) See, I was thinking of you guys (at one point). Oh, well. You've seen me without my make-up, and that's horrible enough. -------------- Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip? AtBC Poet Laureate "I happen to think that this prerequisite criterion of empirical evidence is itself not empirical." - Clive "Damn you. This means a trip to the library. Again." -- fnxtr

Robert O'Brien Posts: 348 Joined: Aug. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 24 2007,17:31    Please leave Dawkins on the islands. -------------- Caeli enarrant gloriam Dei

Richardthughes Posts: 11177 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 24 2007,17:34    Quote (Kristine @ May 24 2007,13:55) (Since I missed the Ftk photos and all - I'm afraid I got a little jealous.) The "Nurse" ones were better. -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

Kristine Posts: 3061 Joined: Sep. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 24 2007,21:43    Quote (Robert O'Brien @ May 24 2007,16:31) Please leave Dawkins on the islands. I take it you don't mean the British Isles? Because that's where he is now. Meanie. Don't you pick on him! I'm a witch! -------------- Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip? AtBC Poet Laureate "I happen to think that this prerequisite criterion of empirical evidence is itself not empirical." - Clive "Damn you. This means a trip to the library. Again." -- fnxtr

Ichthyic Posts: 3325 Joined: May 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 24 2007,21:46    pay no attention to the twit in the corner.   he's just trying to get himself banned so he can feel better about himself. -------------- "And the sea will grant each man new hope..." -CC

Robert O'Brien Posts: 348 Joined: Aug. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 24 2007,21:49    Quote I take it you don't mean the British Isles? Because that's where he is now. No, they are not remote enough.   Quote Meanie. Don't you pick on him! Not even a trip to Fantasy Island aboard the Loveboat would endear Dawkins to me. Besides, I "pick on him" regularly on his website.  :) -------------- Caeli enarrant gloriam Dei

Ichthyic Posts: 3325 Joined: May 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 24 2007,21:52    hey witless wonder, we're waiting for you to say something, anything, substantive over in your own damn thread. -------------- "And the sea will grant each man new hope..." -CC

Kristine Posts: 3061 Joined: Sep. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 24 2007,22:16    Quote (Robert O'Brien @ May 24 2007,20:49)   Quote I take it you don't mean the British Isles? Because that's where he is now. No, they are not remote enough. They're not close enough! You know, I already posted about jealous males at my blog and that is what you are sounding like.   I love it so! Quote (Robert O'Brien @ May 24 2007,20:49) Not even a trip to Fantasy Island aboard the Loveboat would endear Dawkins to me. Gawd, you gave me the filthiest fantasy just now. I thank you. Of course I don't know what you look like. Quote (Robert O'Brien @ May 24 2007,20:49) Besides, I "pick on him" regularly on his website.   I'll bet. You and Dembski - "hating" Dawkins with a kind of weird love. Well, I'm off to tell JanieBelle about your naughty idea. -------------- Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip? AtBC Poet Laureate "I happen to think that this prerequisite criterion of empirical evidence is itself not empirical." - Clive "Damn you. This means a trip to the library. Again." -- fnxtr

Robert O'Brien Posts: 348 Joined: Aug. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 24 2007,22:23    Quote (Kristine @ May 24 2007,22:16) you gave me the filthiest fantasy just now. I thank you. Of course I don't know what you look like. Angels and ministers of grace defend me. -------------- Caeli enarrant gloriam Dei

Richardthughes Posts: 11177 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 24 2007,22:26    Quote (Robert O'Brien @ May 24 2007,22:23) Quote (Kristine @ May 24 2007,22:16) you gave me the filthiest fantasy just now. I thank you. Of course I don't know what you look like. Angels and ministers of grace defend me. You can throw in Santa and the Tooth Fairy, as well. -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

Ichthyic Posts: 3325 Joined: May 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 24 2007,22:27    oops, you came to the wrong address for that one. i could offer you a sip of some napalm, or a hit of some ebola if you want. -------------- "And the sea will grant each man new hope..." -CC

Richardthughes Posts: 11177 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 24 2007,22:29    Sternberg him!!! -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

Robert O'Brien Posts: 348 Joined: Aug. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 24 2007,22:29    By the way, Kristine, I wrote Fantasy Island, not Fire Island. -------------- Caeli enarrant gloriam Dei

Ichthyic Posts: 3325 Joined: May 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 24 2007,22:30    yeah, and then we can go all Dover on his ass. I gotta admit, DT does have some memorable one-liners. -------------- "And the sea will grant each man new hope..." -CC

Ichthyic Posts: 3325 Joined: May 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 24 2007,22:31    Quote (Robert O'Brien @ May 24 2007,22:29) By the way, Kristine, I wrote Fantasy Island, not Fire Island. nono, bobbo, you're LIVING in a fantasy, you didn't write one. get it straight. -------------- "And the sea will grant each man new hope..." -CC

Kristine Posts: 3061 Joined: Sep. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 24 2007,22:44    Quote (Robert O'Brien @ May 24 2007,21:29) By the way, Kristine, I wrote Fantasy Island, not Fire Island. Yes, I know. What's Fire Island? Is that some kind of tropical drink? Love, exciting and new...come aboard, we're expecting you! You're a naughty boy. Belly dancer like your kinky suggestion very much.   Ichthyic, my new motto is, make them wish they had been banned. -------------- Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip? AtBC Poet Laureate "I happen to think that this prerequisite criterion of empirical evidence is itself not empirical." - Clive "Damn you. This means a trip to the library. Again." -- fnxtr

Robert O'Brien Posts: 348 Joined: Aug. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 24 2007,22:58    Quote (Kristine @ May 24 2007,22:44) Love, exciting and new...come aboard, we're expecting you! You're a naughty boy. Belly dancer like your kinky suggestion very much.  :p Well, I can't blame you for having a jones for me, Kristine. I am quite a catch. -------------- Caeli enarrant gloriam Dei

Kristine Posts: 3061 Joined: Sep. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 24 2007,23:02    Quote (Robert O'Brien @ May 24 2007,21:58)   Quote (Kristine @ May 24 2007,22:44) Love, exciting and new...come aboard, we're expecting you! You're a naughty boy. Belly dancer like your kinky suggestion very much.   Well, I can't blame you for having a jones for me, Kristine. I am quite a catch. No you twit. Reread your own suggestion. But I get to watch! Now less talky and cough up some photos, please! I have been cooperative in this area. -------------- Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip? AtBC Poet Laureate "I happen to think that this prerequisite criterion of empirical evidence is itself not empirical." - Clive "Damn you. This means a trip to the library. Again." -- fnxtr

Richardthughes Posts: 11177 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 24 2007,23:08    Here he is. -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

Robert O'Brien Posts: 348 Joined: Aug. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 24 2007,23:09    Quote (Kristine @ May 24 2007,23:02) Now less talky and cough up some photos, please! I have been cooperative in this area. :) If you insist: -------------- Caeli enarrant gloriam Dei

Richardthughes Posts: 11177 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 24 2007,23:12    Bradus Pittus. -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

Ichthyic Posts: 3325 Joined: May 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 24 2007,23:14    I hereby officially vote for bannation. he's not substantive. he's abusive. and he ain't even funny. just... go away, bobbo. -------------- "And the sea will grant each man new hope..." -CC

Richardthughes Posts: 11177 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 24 2007,23:16    Quote (Ichthyic @ May 24 2007,23:14) I hereby officially vote for bannation. he's not substantive. he's abusive. and he ain't even funny. just... go away, bobbo. Don't give the satisfaction of martyrdom. He's banned from everywhere else, bless his wikkle cotton socks. -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

Robert O'Brien Posts: 348 Joined: Aug. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 24 2007,23:16    Quote (Richardthughes @ May 24 2007,23:12) Bradus Pittus. LOL! -------------- Caeli enarrant gloriam Dei

Robert O'Brien Posts: 348 Joined: Aug. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 24 2007,23:17    Quote (Ichthyic @ May 24 2007,23:14) I hereby officially vote for bannation. You first, Icky. -------------- Caeli enarrant gloriam Dei

Ichthyic Posts: 3325 Joined: May 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 24 2007,23:21    sorry to disappoint ya there, bobbo, but I ain't never been a bannadized from ANY forum. see, there's a large difference between you and I. I actually post arguments to back up my contentions, along with the snarks at you. all you have are those witless one liners you seem so fond of, and which suggest some form of mental illness on your end. get it? oh, and do feel free to be the first to ban me from a forum by banning me from posting on your site. since I've never had the slightest interest in posting there, it would be appropriate. -------------- "And the sea will grant each man new hope..." -CC

Robert O'Brien Posts: 348 Joined: Aug. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 24 2007,23:26    Quote (Ichthyic @ May 24 2007,23:21) oh, and do feel free to be the first to ban me from a forum by banning me from posting on your site. since I've never had the slightest interest in posting there, it would be appropriate. I can't ban people who don't post. -------------- Caeli enarrant gloriam Dei

Ichthyic Posts: 3325 Joined: May 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 24 2007,23:33    then I guess we can't ban you either, bobbo. or do you call what you write "posts"? seems like nothing but noise to me. -------------- "And the sea will grant each man new hope..." -CC

Robert O'Brien Posts: 348 Joined: Aug. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 24 2007,23:42    Quote (Ichthyic @ May 24 2007,23:33) then I guess we can't ban you either, bobbo. or do you call what you write "posts"? seems like nothing but noise to me. I thought you were done, Icky. -------------- Caeli enarrant gloriam Dei

Ichthyic Posts: 3325 Joined: May 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 24 2007,23:45    wrong thread, dead head. -------------- "And the sea will grant each man new hope..." -CC

Darth Robo Posts: 148 Joined: Aug. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 25 2007,05:00    "Not even a trip to Fantasy Island aboard the Loveboat would endear Dawkins to me. Besides, I "pick on him" regularly on his website." You talking about richarddawkins.net?  I don't recall seeing you there, do you have a different handle? -------------- "Commentary: How would you like to be the wholly-owned servant to an organic meatbag? It's demeaning! If, uh, you weren't one yourself, I mean..."

"Rev Dr" Lenny Flank Posts: 2560 Joined: Feb. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: May 25 2007,06:53    Dudes, stop offering the tapeworm your intestines. He's a nonentity.  He ain't worth bothering with. -------------- Editor, Red and Black Publishers www.RedandBlackPublishers.com

Louis Posts: 6436 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 25 2007,08:27    But Lenny, Bobby's so insubstantial and tardilicious. He hasn't even GOT an argument, it's all just petulant whining and shit insults coupled to such wanton faux arrogance one can only conclude the deeply insecure and lonely little maggot wanks his flaccid self to bitter unconsciousness every night whilst crying over pictures of Demsbki. After all, look what he wanted to do to Dawkins. I'm telling you he's as mentally healthy as a padded cell inmate, and twice as tragic. He's pathetic and laughable at the same time. So I'm cruel, sue me! Louis -------------- Bye.

Richardthughes Posts: 11177 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 25 2007,09:10    He's like a 20% Dembski 70% Kelly Tripplehorn. -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

Kristine Posts: 3061 Joined: Sep. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 25 2007,09:56    Poor thing doesn't even know that I absolutely detest Brad Pitt. (I can't see your photo, Richard.) And this must be my third Brad Pitt pic from a wannabe snark (and I think this very one was used before). For the record, I've never had a sexual fantasy about Tom Cruise, either, so don't send that, I beg you. I prefer men with wit, if you please - I was kinda hoping for something on the order of James Mason. Well, even a phony pic is revealing; the suburban aluminum siding matches the interior, unfortunately. How tiresome it is to find another opponent who can't keep up with me. -------------- Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip? AtBC Poet Laureate "I happen to think that this prerequisite criterion of empirical evidence is itself not empirical." - Clive "Damn you. This means a trip to the library. Again." -- fnxtr

Richardthughes Posts: 11177 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 25 2007,10:18    Quote (Kristine @ May 25 2007,09:56) (I can't see your photo, Richard.) HEAR I AM AS OPTIMUS PRIME. DONT WORRY KRISTINE, I'M KNOT A REALLY ROBOT. -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

Louis Posts: 6436 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 25 2007,10:25    Quote How tiresome it is to find another participant who can't keep it up with me. I corrected that for you Kristine. {runs away giggling} Louis -------------- Bye.

Louis Posts: 6436 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 25 2007,10:34    Oh and Richard, if you haven't already, read the "About" section of the website from which your image is taken. It's one of the funniest things you'll ever read. Some quotes for the masses: Quote I am Miguel. I still make every thing allot better. you may send a mail to say "YOU ARE THE BEST BEST BEST EVER!' to me but I only speak English for 2 years and it is fucking hard so shut up about my stupid english. i am from Mexico and i live in california in a hat of a giant fatty. i do not have a photo of me on the page because i am a secret. maybe i am one of the lards in the up photo. maybe i am the suprise in the miget pants. it is a mystery. someday when i am fat and look funny in a tiny party hat i will ad a photo of me. at first the page was some shit. but now i am a star because of Portal of Evil and Seanbaby. here are some mail questions i get to save time: YES. my parents think the page is very very funny. Because they do not know what cunt means queen pretty! oh you still smell. i am 17 years old my old brother Ernie helps with the homepage code but i write all the captions. acept he wrote "howdy. i am a fag." because he is a copy bitch and wants to hump homo butts all day. (now ernie is a husband and must hide his homosex adventures. hello gina your husband is A FAG! oh it is all seanbaby code on the page now) Bolding mine. I'm literally laughing out loud, luckily I'm alone on a lab computer processing some NMR spectra, because if my colleague heard me they'd want to know what I'm laughing about. That has to be amalgamated into the best combo insult ever: "Hughes, you are a copy bitch who wants to hump homo butts all day and hide your homosex adventures" DT Louis P.S. Quote all fattys hate me. what is my secret crime? i did not eat all the food. i did not eat all the babys. did i steal the bike for exercise fun? no. it is not my fault your hand is a beefball. OH NO the bellys WANT ME ANYWAY! BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA -------------- Bye.

Arden Chatfield Posts: 6657 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 25 2007,10:38    Quote (Kristine @ May 25 2007,09:56) Poor thing doesn't even know that I absolutely detest Brad Pitt. (I can't see your photo, Richard.) And this must be my third Brad Pitt pic from a wannabe snark (and I think this very one was used before). For the record, I've never had a sexual fantasy about Tom Cruise, either, so don't send that, I beg you. I prefer men with wit, if you please - I was kinda hoping for something on the order of James Mason. Well, even a phony pic is revealing; the suburban aluminum siding matches the interior, unfortunately. How tiresome it is to find another opponent who can't keep up with me. This is more your type of man, right Kristine? -------------- "Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

Richardthughes Posts: 11177 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 25 2007,11:03    Quote (Louis @ May 25 2007,10:34) Oh and Richard, if you haven't already, read the "About" section of the website from which your image is taken. It's one of the funniest things you'll ever read. Some quotes for the masses:   Quote I am Miguel. I still make every thing allot better. you may send a mail to say "YOU ARE THE BEST BEST BEST EVER!' to me but I only speak English for 2 years and it is fucking hard so shut up about my stupid english. i am from Mexico and i live in california in a hat of a giant fatty. i do not have a photo of me on the page because i am a secret. maybe i am one of the lards in the up photo. maybe i am the suprise in the miget pants. it is a mystery. someday when i am fat and look funny in a tiny party hat i will ad a photo of me. at first the page was some shit. but now i am a star because of Portal of Evil and Seanbaby. here are some mail questions i get to save time: YES. my parents think the page is very very funny. Because they do not know what cunt means queen pretty! oh you still smell. i am 17 years old my old brother Ernie helps with the homepage code but i write all the captions. acept he wrote "howdy. i am a fag." because he is a copy bitch and wants to hump homo butts all day. (now ernie is a husband and must hide his homosex adventures. hello gina your husband is A FAG! oh it is all seanbaby code on the page now) Bolding mine. I'm literally laughing out loud, luckily I'm alone on a lab computer processing some NMR spectra, because if my colleague heard me they'd want to know what I'm laughing about. That has to be amalgamated into the best combo insult ever: "Hughes, you are a copy bitch who wants to hump homo butts all day and hide your homosex adventures" DT Louis P.S.   Quote all fattys hate me. what is my secret crime? i did not eat all the food. i did not eat all the babys. did i steal the bike for exercise fun? no. it is not my fault your hand is a beefball. OH NO the bellys WANT ME ANYWAY! BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm a big FCIPH  fan. Please, enjoy the hilarity! -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

carlsonjok Posts: 3326 Joined: May 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 25 2007,11:34    Quote (Richardthughes @ May 25 2007,11:03) I'm a big FCIPH  fan. Please, enjoy the hilarity! Should we buy one of your t-shirts, too? -------------- It's natural to be curious about our world, but the scientific method is just one theory about how to best understand it.  We live in a democracy, which means we should treat every theory equally. - Steven Colbert, I Am America (and So Can You!)

Kristine Posts: 3061 Joined: Sep. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 25 2007,11:36    Quote (Arden Chatfield @ May 25 2007,09:38) This is more your type of man, right Kristine? Why, is that a photo of you? -------------- Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip? AtBC Poet Laureate "I happen to think that this prerequisite criterion of empirical evidence is itself not empirical." - Clive "Damn you. This means a trip to the library. Again." -- fnxtr

Arden Chatfield Posts: 6657 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 25 2007,12:50    Quote (Kristine @ May 25 2007,11:36)   Quote (Arden Chatfield @ May 25 2007,09:38) This is more your type of man, right Kristine? Why, is that a photo of you? Could be, could be...   -------------- "Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

Richardthughes Posts: 11177 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 25 2007,12:58    Quote (Arden Chatfield @ May 25 2007,12:50) Quote (Kristine @ May 25 2007,11:36)   Quote (Arden Chatfield @ May 25 2007,09:38) This is more your type of man, right Kristine?:p Why, is that a photo of you? :) Could be, could be...  :) THIS IS ARDEN. HAR HAR HAR. WHAT A GAY HAT! HOMO -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

Robert O'Brien Posts: 348 Joined: Aug. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 25 2007,17:52    Quote (Darth Robo @ May 25 2007,05:00) You talking about richarddawkins.net?  I don't recall seeing you there, do you have a different handle? No, I also post there with my real name. If they had a decent search function you might be able to find my posts. -------------- Caeli enarrant gloriam Dei

Robert O'Brien Posts: 348 Joined: Aug. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 25 2007,17:55    Quote (Louis @ May 25 2007,08:27) After all, look what he wanted to do to Dawkins. I'm telling you he's as mentally healthy as a padded cell inmate, and twice as tragic. Strand him on the Galapagos Islands? Yeah, that's positively pathological. Do you test the drugs on yourself, Louis, cuz' that would explain a lot. -------------- Caeli enarrant gloriam Dei

Ichthyic Posts: 3325 Joined: May 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 25 2007,18:07    Quote (Robert O'Brien @ May 25 2007,17:55) Quote (Louis @ May 25 2007,08:27) After all, look what he wanted to do to Dawkins. I'm telling you he's as mentally healthy as a padded cell inmate, and twice as tragic. Strand him on the Galapagos Islands? Yeah, that's positively pathological. Do you test the drugs on yourself, Louis, cuz' that would explain a lot. still not gettin the joke, are ya? I thawt you wuz smart. -------------- "And the sea will grant each man new hope..." -CC

stevestory Posts: 13407 Joined: Oct. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: May 25 2007,18:09    These little arguments between R O'B and anyone else need to be taken elsewhere.

Ichthyic Posts: 3325 Joined: May 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 25 2007,18:12    he's all over the place, Steve. where would you suggest? -------------- "And the sea will grant each man new hope..." -CC

stevestory Posts: 13407 Joined: Oct. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: May 25 2007,18:17    Quote (Ichthyic @ May 25 2007,19:12) he's all over the place, Steve. where would you suggest? "You suck" "No You suck" fights should be on the Bathroom Wall, if anywhere.

Ichthyic Posts: 3325 Joined: May 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 25 2007,18:46    the moment the witless wonder decides to confine his idiocy to the BW, I'm all over it. feel free to kick all of it there to encourage him. -------------- "And the sea will grant each man new hope..." -CC

Kristine Posts: 3061 Joined: Sep. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 25 2007,19:56    Oh, to be stranded on one of the Galapagos Islands (as opposed to "being stranded on the Galapagos Islands" because I don't know how one could achieve that) with Richard Dawkins...  Me like idea. -------------- Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip? AtBC Poet Laureate "I happen to think that this prerequisite criterion of empirical evidence is itself not empirical." - Clive "Damn you. This means a trip to the library. Again." -- fnxtr

Louis Posts: 6436 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 26 2007,04:58    Quote (stevestory @ May 26 2007,01:17) Quote (Ichthyic @ May 25 2007,19:12) he's all over the place, Steve. where would you suggest? "You suck" "No You suck" fights should be on the Bathroom Wall, if anywhere. No you suck.* Ok everyone into the pub carpark. I have arranged several two by fours and pint glasses for the upcoming pagga**. Gentlemen, please drink your Stella*** now. {picks up pool cue} COME ON THEN SLAGS! WHO WANTS SOME? YOU, STORY, YOU TOILET, COME ON! Louis *Just in case, this is humour, NOT serious! Be warned, later on I might be funny. I will of course provide fair warning. ** For our American cousins, a pagga is a Northern British term for a street fight or pub brawl. *** Also for our American cousins, Stella is "Stella Artois" a lager "beer" originally from Belgium (where it is good) but "brewed under licence" in Burton upon Trent for the British Market (where it is bad). This is a large corporate brewing euphanism for "untreated river water and dog's piss from the river Trent adulterated with ethanol cracked from North sea oil, filled with chemicals that turn you into a rampaging psychotic". Hence why Stella is known nationwide as "Wifebeater", and thus a gentleman can enter the saloon bar of any public hostelry and in a loud, clear voice ask the publican for a pint of Wifebeater. -------------- Bye.

Kristine Posts: 3061 Joined: Sep. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 26 2007,23:43    Quote (Louis @ May 26 2007,03:58) *** Also for our American cousins, Stella is "Stella Artois" a lager "beer" originally from Belgium (where it is good) but "brewed under licence" in Burton upon Trent for the British Market (where it is bad). This is a large corporate brewing euphanism for "untreated river water and dog's piss from the river Trent adulterated with ethanol cracked from North sea oil, filled with chemicals that turn you into a rampaging psychotic". Hence why Stella is known nationwide as "Wifebeater", and thus a gentleman can enter the saloon bar of any public hostelry and in a loud, clear voice ask the publican for a pint of Wifebeater. Gaaa, and I've had Stella Artois, too.   -------------- Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip? AtBC Poet Laureate "I happen to think that this prerequisite criterion of empirical evidence is itself not empirical." - Clive "Damn you. This means a trip to the library. Again." -- fnxtr

BWE Posts: 1902 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 27 2007,02:18    Damm. I had straight whiskey tonight. No wifebeating about it. She said, "you're an idiot" and went to bed. Kinda takes the uh,.. wind out of the old sails you know? I We now have a feud with our neighbor over me drinking and I rarely drink. Not entirely my fault I'd like to say. (in my own defense). Why do you ask? Have you been talking to her? Then tell her it was her own damn husband who liquored me up and made me do it. -------------- Who said that ev'ry wish would be heard and answered When wished on the morning star Somebody thought of that, and someone believed it Look what it's done so far The Daily Wingnut

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