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carlsonjok Posts: 3326 Joined: May 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 26 2009,23:05    Erasmus turns 25 today! Hope you get good presents! -------------- It's natural to be curious about our world, but the scientific method is just one theory about how to best understand it.  We live in a democracy, which means we should treat every theory equally. - Steven Colbert, I Am America (and So Can You!)

Lou FCD Posts: 5452 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 26 2009,23:13    Happy birthday, 'Ras! -------------- “Why do creationists have such a hard time with commas? Linky“. ~ Steve Story, Legend

Ptaylor Posts: 1180 Joined: Aug. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 26 2009,23:42    Kia ora. -------------- We no longer say: “Another day; another bad day for Darwinism.” We now say: “Another day since the time Darwinism was disproved.” -PaV, Uncommon Descent, 19 June 2016

Bob O'H Posts: 2561 Joined: Oct. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2009,01:16    Happy birthday, youngling. -------------- It is fun to dip into the various threads to watch cluelessness at work in the hands of the confident exponent. - Soapy Sam (so say we all)

Arden Chatfield Posts: 6657 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2009,01:18    HA HA THIS IS YOU: -------------- "Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

Bob O'H Posts: 2561 Joined: Oct. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2009,02:49    As you get older, you realize that it's the day after the birthday that hurts. -------------- It is fun to dip into the various threads to watch cluelessness at work in the hands of the confident exponent. - Soapy Sam (so say we all)

Schroedinger's Dog Posts: 1692 Joined: Jan. 2009 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2009,03:42    Bon anniv' Ras! -------------- "Hail is made out of water? Are you really that stupid?" Joe G "I have a better suggestion, Kris. How about a game of hide and go fuck yourself instead." Louis "The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bullshit" Richard Pryor

Louis Posts: 6436 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2009,05:10    Have squirrel on me! Happy birthday. Louis -------------- Bye.

dnmlthr Posts: 565 Joined: Mar. 2008 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2009,05:39    A day for delicious cake! -------------- Guess what? I don't give a flying f*ck how "science works" - Ftk

Albatrossity2 Posts: 2780 Joined: Mar. 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2009,05:50    It's amazing who they let have birthdays these days! Hope you have a good 'un, and enjoy that the moonshine and morel dish that your cousin/wife/grandma fixes for ya. -------------- Flesh of the sky, child of the sky, the mind Has been obligated from the beginning To create an ordered universe As the only possible proof of its own inheritance.                         - Pattiann Rogers

Spottedwind Posts: 83 Joined: Aug. 2008 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2009,07:07    Whoa, missed a bunch of birthdays.  Happy birthday to you Erasmus and if you don't mind me stealing a little of your thread, happy birthday to Bob O'H and Amadan as well. Try not to scare the neighbors too much with the celebrations.

Amadan Posts: 1337 Joined: Jan. 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2009,07:18    Hobby Vurthay I'b gob shu shum gake . . . -------------- "People are always looking for natural selection to generate random mutations" - Densye  4-4-2011 JoeG BTW dumbass- some variations help ensure reproductive fitness so they cannot be random wrt it.

Erasmus, FCD Posts: 6349 Joined: June 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2009,07:38    thank you all.  my balls will be preparing to begin their 33rd trip around the sun.  of course that is when our reptilian overlords crucified our savoir so i will have to watch my back this year. carlson you and tarden have been holding onto those for a while.  Dee-Lish.  If yall get any more het up you're gonna get stuck and I'll have to throw a bucket of water on ye -------------- You're obviously illiterate as hell. Peach, bro.-FtK Finding something hard to believe based on the evidence, is science.-JoeG the odds of getting some loathsome taint are low-- Gordon E Mullings Manjack Heights Montserrat I work on molecular systems with pathway charts and such.-Giggles

carlsonjok Posts: 3326 Joined: May 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2009,07:40    Quote (Erasmus, FCD @ Feb. 27 2009,07:38) carlson you and tarden have been holding onto those for a while.  Dee-Lish.   Actually, yes.  In fact, I had the same one Tarden posted in reserve.   *shakes first at Tarden* Anyways, here is your real present from me. -------------- It's natural to be curious about our world, but the scientific method is just one theory about how to best understand it.  We live in a democracy, which means we should treat every theory equally. - Steven Colbert, I Am America (and So Can You!)

J-Dog Posts: 4402 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2009,08:03    Happy Birthday To You - Unlike those other presents, I got you something you can use right away... An Intelligently Designed Wine Rack.   -------------- Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10 Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08 UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

FrankH Posts: 525 Joined: Feb. 2009 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2009,08:09    Happy Birth Day. Nice to know there are many on here older than I. -------------- Marriage is not a lifetime commitment, it's a life sentence!

Reciprocating Bill Posts: 4265 Joined: Oct. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2009,08:19    Happy birthday, Razzmatazz. -------------- Myth: Something that never was true, and always will be. "The truth will set you free. But not until it is finished with you." - David Foster Wallace "Here’s a clue. Snarky banalities are not a substitute for saying something intelligent. Write that down." - Barry Arrington

JLT Posts: 740 Joined: Jan. 2008 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2009,08:23    Quote (carlsonjok @ Feb. 27 2009,05:05) Erasmus turns 25 today! Hope you get good presents! Happy birthday! -------------- "Random mutations, if they are truly random, will affect, and potentially damage, any aspect of the organism, [...] Thus, a realistic [computer] simulation [of evolution] would allow the program, OS, and hardware to be affected in a random fashion." GilDodgen, Frilly shirt owner

Paul Flocken Posts: 290 Joined: Dec. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2009,08:26    A belated one to you Erasmus, hope you get many more   -------------- "The great enemy of the truth is very often not the lie--deliberate, contrived, and dishonest, but the myth, persistent, persuasive, and unrealistic.  Belief in myths allows the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought."-John F. Kennedy

khan Posts: 1554 Joined: May 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2009,09:11    Happy Birthday! -------------- "It's as if all those words, in their hurry to escape from the loony, have fallen over each other, forming scrambled heaps of meaninglessness." -damitall That's so fucking stupid it merits a wing in the museum of stupid. -midwifetoad Frequency is just the plural of wavelength... -JoeG

Richardthughes Posts: 11177 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2009,09:21    HAPPY BIRFDAY TO RASS YOUR NAME RHYMES WIV SPAZ THAT'S NOT P.C. SO WON'T BE SAID BY ME, PARALEPSIS: I HAS. -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

deadman_932 Posts: 3094 Joined: May 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2009,09:52    I dun got yew a southron-style senior scooter fer gettin' 'round the trailer park when yew re-tahre: -------------- AtBC Award for Thoroughness in the Face of Creationism

carlsonjok Posts: 3326 Joined: May 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2009,09:58    Quote (deadman_932 @ Feb. 27 2009,09:52) I dun got yew a southron-style senior scooter fer gettin' 'round the trailer park when yew re-tahre: That is a definite improvement over Erasmus' current setup. -------------- It's natural to be curious about our world, but the scientific method is just one theory about how to best understand it.  We live in a democracy, which means we should treat every theory equally. - Steven Colbert, I Am America (and So Can You!)

lkeithlu Posts: 321 Joined: Feb. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2009,10:03    Happy Birthday! (Man, some of these photos have put me off my feed)

paragwinn Posts: 539 Joined: Mar. 2008 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2009,10:05    Happy Birthday! -------------- All women build up a resistance [to male condescension]. Apparently, ID did not predict that. -Kristine 4-19-11 F/Ns to F/Ns to F/Ns etc. The whole thing is F/N ridiculous -Seversky on KF footnote fetish 8-20-11 Sigh. Really Bill? - Barry Arrington

Arden Chatfield Posts: 6657 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2009,10:15    Quote (carlsonjok @ Feb. 27 2009,05:40)   Quote (Erasmus @ FCD,Feb. 27 2009,07:38) carlson you and tarden have been holding onto those for a while.  Dee-Lish.   Actually, yes.  In fact, I had the same one Tarden posted in reserve.   *shakes first at Tarden* Anyways, here is your real present from me. I almost posted that one. These weren't planned. They all come right up if you search on "redneck birthday". Google's "image search" is a wonderful thing. -------------- "Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

Erasmus, FCD Posts: 6349 Joined: June 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2009,10:19    bwahahaha i luv you guys that is some delicious shit to get your mouth waterin, on some old shit!!! wu wu wu wu wu -------------- You're obviously illiterate as hell. Peach, bro.-FtK Finding something hard to believe based on the evidence, is science.-JoeG the odds of getting some loathsome taint are low-- Gordon E Mullings Manjack Heights Montserrat I work on molecular systems with pathway charts and such.-Giggles

carlsonjok Posts: 3326 Joined: May 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2009,10:25    Quote (Arden Chatfield @ Feb. 27 2009,10:15) These weren't planned. They all come right up if you search on "redneck birthday". Google's "image search" is a wonderful thing. You know, Chatfield, don't think I haven't noticed that you put a fake birthday in your profile.  Once we gather enough Castro Street bear pictures, we'll just declare any old day as your birthday. -------------- It's natural to be curious about our world, but the scientific method is just one theory about how to best understand it.  We live in a democracy, which means we should treat every theory equally. - Steven Colbert, I Am America (and So Can You!)

Arden Chatfield Posts: 6657 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2009,10:32    Quote (carlsonjok @ Feb. 27 2009,08:25) once we gather enough Castro Street bear pictures, we'll just declare any old day as your birthday. Sounds like you've been reading too much Uncommon Descent. -------------- "Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

Arden Chatfield Posts: 6657 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2009,10:33    Quote (Erasmus, FCD @ Feb. 27 2009,08:19) bwahahaha i luv you guys that is some delicious shit to get your mouth waterin, on some old shit!!! wu wu wu wu wu I wanted to get you fifty Heddles for your birthday, but David wouldn't cooperate.   -------------- "Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

Kristine Posts: 3061 Joined: Sep. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2009,15:03    *Cracks whip* Erasmus, break is over, there is work to do. 1. Stand up. 2. Bend knees. 3. Straighten right knee, pushing right hip up. 4. Bend right knee while straightening left knee, pushing left hip up. 5. Repeat. Birthday, huh? Well, tomorrow is caturday for some people, and I can't be doing all the shimmies around here. Happy birthday! (I'll dedicate the first figure skating jump in 15 years I attempted today to you, as long as you're not too particular.) And don't spend all day staring at Google images of "figure skating fall" with SafeSearch off! -------------- Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip? AtBC Poet Laureate "I happen to think that this prerequisite criterion of empirical evidence is itself not empirical." - Clive "Damn you. This means a trip to the library. Again." -- fnxtr

Erasmus, FCD Posts: 6349 Joined: June 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2009,15:56    ahh debauchery that i have failed to consider.  i'll have to do that and let FtK know how raunchy it is. -------------- You're obviously illiterate as hell. Peach, bro.-FtK Finding something hard to believe based on the evidence, is science.-JoeG the odds of getting some loathsome taint are low-- Gordon E Mullings Manjack Heights Montserrat I work on molecular systems with pathway charts and such.-Giggles

Alan Fox Posts: 1552 Joined: Aug. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2009,15:58    Well, breaking several personal rules... Happy Birthday, Erasmus!

Richardthughes Posts: 11177 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2009,16:01    Quote (Alan Fox @ Feb. 27 2009,15:58) Well, breaking several personal rules... Happy Birthday, Erasmus! Are you nakkid in his birfday cake, waiting to pounce when he blows out the candles. -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

Erasmus, FCD Posts: 6349 Joined: June 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2009,16:14    Thanks Alan.  Word Up, any nakkid dudes poppin out of my cake better get ready to get knocked the fuck out!  and then we'll have to restrain carlson. but don't mess with my cake yo -------------- You're obviously illiterate as hell. Peach, bro.-FtK Finding something hard to believe based on the evidence, is science.-JoeG the odds of getting some loathsome taint are low-- Gordon E Mullings Manjack Heights Montserrat I work on molecular systems with pathway charts and such.-Giggles

JohnW Posts: 3217 Joined: Aug. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2009,16:22    Quote (Erasmus @ FCD,Feb. 27 2009,14:11) ...you wouldn't BELIEVE the dream I had last night. I see my shipment of mushrooms arrived. Have a good one, Ras! -------------- Math is just a language of reality. Its a waste of time to know it. - Robert Byers There isn't any probability that the letter d is in the word "mathematics"...  The correct answer would be "not even 0" - JoeG

jeffox Posts: 671 Joined: Oct. 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2009,17:39    Oh very much of the happy feeling to you on this birthday of yours.  And may you also have many more. If you wake up hungover tomorrow, then you did it right.

Timothy McDougald Posts: 1036 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2009,19:03    Happy Birthday! -------------- Church burning ebola boy FTK: I Didn't answer your questions because it beats the hell out of me. PaV: I suppose for me to be pried away from what I do to focus long and hard on that particular problem would take, quite honestly, hundreds of thousands of dollars to begin to pique my interest.

Lou FCD Posts: 5452 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2010,17:08    Locking this one up due to the new one. Let's be looking for old threads before we start new ones. kthanxbai. Edited by Lou FCD on Feb. 27 2010,18:18 -------------- “Why do creationists have such a hard time with commas? Linky“. ~ Steve Story, Legend

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