J-Dog

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Quote (Amadan @ Mar. 03 2009,15:23) | Quote (Doc Bill @ Mar. 03 2009,08:25) | Getting back to the roastee, I also considered that what Egnor was trying to achieve was purple prose satire.
Unfortunate, the prose is poor, it's not funny and there's no real theme.
That leaves Dembski-fugly purple.
What is it about creationists that they are jokes, but they can't tell jokes? |
You deign to call that wretched snivel ‘purple prose’? Pray, speak not so of that regal shade. I think you forget your colours, Sir! I think you stumble, Sir, a lost chthonic being that finds itself in Sol’s realm and, dazzled, knows not one hue from another. If the dribblings of Eg*** are to be any colour at all – and so transparent are they, it is beyond the pow’r of man and beast to see it – then let them be a thin pale yellow, that it be of no worth to smear them on good white paper.
And ‘prose’? Ha! That prissy-frimping mewl? Is the jabbering of a half-wit prose? Are we to seek edification in the ramblings of the blissfully doted? Swift, Johnson, Rousseau, Dickens, Emerson, Joyce – and the biblical eructations of a protosimian headhunter with a sacred bone from Balaam’s ass through his nose? No! I say: prosaic it surely is; prose it surely is not!
ETA: Apologies to Dean Swift |
Hear Hear!
Well intentioned - and well said, sir!
ps: Do we have a "Prose of The Week" Award?
iF SO, THIS SHOULD GETS IT! :)
-------------- Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10
Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08
UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11
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