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carlsonjok



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 24 2009,06:39   

Happy Birthday!



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It's natural to be curious about our world, but the scientific method is just one theory about how to best understand it.  We live in a democracy, which means we should treat every theory equally. - Steven Colbert, I Am America (and So Can You!)

  
FrankH



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 24 2009,06:44   

Congrats making it to 48!*  That's older than me and I'm a grandpa!



* Beats the alternative.

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Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 24 2009,06:58   

Hearty Congratumalations!

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c) Nothing. Yes, Nothing.

Happy Birthday

{Insert name here}

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Albatrossity2



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 24 2009,07:02   

HB!

And I hope that they never revoke your photoshop license!

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Flesh of the sky, child of the sky, the mind
Has been obligated from the beginning
To create an ordered universe
As the only possible proof of its own inheritance.
                        - Pattiann Rogers

   
FrankH



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 24 2009,07:15   

Quote (Louis @ Feb. 24 2009,06:58)
Here are just two of our models, designed to suit all tastes:


Whoa there guy, where'd you get a pic of my wife.

Taken last year at the party at Hef's place.

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Schroedinger's Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 24 2009,07:28   

Happy "welcome to this most crappy world" day Adaman!

And many more...

Wherever you go, just keep this thought close by: You, like everyone else, have at least once touched someone's vagina with both ears at once. A comforting thought...

:p

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"I have a better suggestion, Kris. How about a game of hide and go fuck yourself instead." Louis

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olegt



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 24 2009,07:45   

It could be worse!

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Reciprocating Bill



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 24 2009,08:00   

Yeah my friends are gone and my hair is gray
I ache in the places where I used to play
And I'm crazy for love but I'm not coming on
I'm just paying my rent every day
Oh, in the tower of song

Tower of Song, L. Cohen.

HB from RB

(Although in my case my hair is gone and my friends are gray. Much better.)

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"The truth will set you free. But not until it is finished with you."
- David Foster Wallace

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k.e..



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 24 2009,08:03   

hahahaha

48

boy do you still have some growing up to do

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"ID is deader than Lenny Flanks granmaws dildo batteries" Erasmus
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J-Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 24 2009,08:12   

Do mo Mháthair Amadan mhór ar Amadan a breithe /

To my Granny Amadan on her his birthday

Amadan, I had this left over, so I thought I'd be using for ya.  Who knew the old biddy she would never reach 102?  And of course the Catholic guilt - something terrible it is - wouldn't allow me to just throw it away.

So have a great one, and may you be in Atheist Heaven, training the 175 virgins  before the Devil knows you're gone.  And those poor wee muslem fellas, stuck with only 72.

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Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10

Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08

UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

  
khan



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 24 2009,08:53   

Happy 48!

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That's so fucking stupid it merits a wing in the museum of stupid. -midwifetoad

Frequency is just the plural of wavelength...
-JoeG

  
JLT



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 24 2009,08:57   



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"Random mutations, if they are truly random, will affect, and potentially damage, any aspect of the organism, [...]
Thus, a realistic [computer] simulation [of evolution] would allow the program, OS, and hardware to be affected in a random fashion." GilDodgen, Frilly shirt owner

  
dnmlthr



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 24 2009,08:57   

Congratulations!


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Richardthughes



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 24 2009,08:58   

HAPPY BIRFDAY TO YOU
I KNOW WHAT YOU DO
YOU HATE JUBUS
YOUR MOM'S A RHESUS
AND SHE LIVES IN THE ZOO

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"You magnificent bastard! " : Louis
"ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard
"I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932
"...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

  
k.e..



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 24 2009,09:34   

Quote (Richardthughes @ Feb. 24 2009,16:58)
HAPPY BIRFDAY TO YOU
I KNOW WHAT YOU DO
YOU HATE JUBUS
YOUR MOM'S A RHESUS
AND SHE LIVES IN THE ZOO

HAR HAR THIS IS YOU

dRUNK mONKEY

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"I get a strong breeze from my monitor every time k.e. puts on his clown DaveTard suit" dogdidit
"ID is deader than Lenny Flanks granmaws dildo batteries" Erasmus
"I'm busy studying scientist level science papers" Galloping Gary Gaulin

  
Richardthughes



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 24 2009,10:42   

At Little Palm Island there's a island deer thingy called "Bucky" that wanders 'round the pool finishing off margaritas..

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"Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield
"You magnificent bastard! " : Louis
"ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard
"I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932
"...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

  
Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 24 2009,10:50   

Quote (J-Dog @ Feb. 24 2009,14:12)
Do mo Mháthair Amadan mhór ar Amadan a breithe /

To my Granny Amadan on her his birthday

Amadan, I had this left over, so I thought I'd be using for ya.  Who knew the old biddy she would never reach 102?  And of course the Catholic guilt - something terrible it is - wouldn't allow me to just throw it away.

So have a great one, and may you be in Atheist Heaven, training the 175 virgins  before the Devil knows you're gone.  And those poor wee muslem fellas, stuck with only 72.

Virgins? Not a hope!

My great Aunt lived to 90 years old and was a virgin, for good reasons. 72 of her? Not a chance.

Give me 5 slags, or one woman from the East Village NYC.

Louis

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carlsonjok



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 24 2009,10:54   

Quote (J-Dog @ Feb. 24 2009,08:12)
Do mo Mháthair Amadan mhór ar Amadan a breithe /



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It's natural to be curious about our world, but the scientific method is just one theory about how to best understand it.  We live in a democracy, which means we should treat every theory equally. - Steven Colbert, I Am America (and So Can You!)

  
Dr.GH



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 24 2009,11:03   

HB

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L. Susskind, 2004 "SMOLIN VS. SUSSKIND: THE ANTHROPIC PRINCIPLE"

   
Bob O'H



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 24 2009,11:22   

Hippo birdy, Amadan!

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Erasmus, FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 24 2009,11:35   

happy birthday, image wizard.  luv having you round heah

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You're obviously illiterate as hell. Peach, bro.-FtK

Finding something hard to believe based on the evidence, is science.-JoeG

the odds of getting some loathsome taint are low-- Gordon E Mullings Manjack Heights Montserrat

I work on molecular systems with pathway charts and such.-Giggles

  
Amadan



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 24 2009,14:15   

I waste bloody years' worth of expensive education writing exquisite satirical prose and poetry for you lot and all you can talk about is a few cheaply thrown-together pixels.

Ungrateful shower of @?##&!!

PS  To all who were kind enough to wish me Happy Monkey, I wish them many happy rhesturns.

PPS: J-Dog, Thank you for the interesting quote. Could your Granny really do that? With the whole kennel? Why did anyone put that on a birthday card?

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"People are always looking for natural selection to generate random mutations" - Densye  4-4-2011
JoeG BTW dumbass- some variations help ensure reproductive fitness so they cannot be random wrt it.

   
Ptaylor



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 24 2009,16:46   

Happy birthday.

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We no longer say: “Another day; another bad day for Darwinism.” We now say: “Another day since the time Darwinism was disproved.”
-PaV, Uncommon Descent, 19 June 2016

  
Timothy McDougald



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 24 2009,19:00   

Happy Birthday!

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Church burning ebola boy

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PaV: I suppose for me to be pried away from what I do to focus long and hard on that particular problem would take, quite honestly, hundreds of thousands of dollars to begin to pique my interest.

   
k.e..



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 24 2009,19:15   

Quote (Richardthughes @ Feb. 24 2009,18:42)
At Little Palm Island there's a island deer thingy called "Bucky" that wanders 'round the pool finishing off margaritas..

Island dear thingy? NAMED BUCKY?

BWHAHAHA SO THAT'S WHERE YOU'VE BEEN  a n d WITH ARDEN'S MOM?

YOU OLD ROMANTIC!

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"ID is deader than Lenny Flanks granmaws dildo batteries" Erasmus
"I'm busy studying scientist level science papers" Galloping Gary Gaulin

  
jeffox



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 24 2009,20:24   

Yes, indeed; a most happy birthday to you!  Let's see now, ummm, your next birthday's in about, umm, er. . . what, ahhh. . . a year or so, I think.  :)  So enjoy this one, you'll have to wait awhile for another.    ;)

  
Lou FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 24 2009,20:59   

Happy Birthday, Amadan!

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Kristine



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 24 2009,22:32   

Quote (Richardthughes @ Feb. 24 2009,08:58)
HAPPY BIRFDAY TO YOU
I KNOW WHAT YOU DO
YOU HATE JUBUS
YOUR MOM'S A RHESUS
AND SHE LIVES IN THE ZOO

All right, all right, let's not wake the neighbors...



...They drink too.

Happy birthday, Amadan!

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nuytsia



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 24 2009,23:42   

Happy Birthday!!

   
paragwinn



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 25 2009,02:03   

Happy Birthday!

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All women build up a resistance [to male condescension]. Apparently, ID did not predict that. -Kristine 4-19-11
F/Ns to F/Ns to F/Ns etc. The whole thing is F/N ridiculous -Seversky on KF footnote fetish 8-20-11
Sigh. Really Bill? - Barry Arrington

  
ppb



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 25 2009,04:37   

Happy belated b-day Amadan!

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"[A scientific theory] describes Nature as absurd from the point of view of common sense. And it agrees fully with experiment. So I hope you can accept Nature as She is - absurd."
- Richard P. Feynman

  
Lou FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2010,17:11   

Locking this one up due to the new one. Let's be looking for old threads before we start new ones.

kthanxbai.

Edited by Lou FCD on Feb. 27 2010,18:17

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